Wednesday, March 9, 2016

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These Hilarious Marriage Proposals Will Give You Cold Feet

When you think of engagements, you probably hope for something
 romantic that will be the perfect story to tell all your friends and your family.
Well, sometimes that doesn’t work out and, instead,
 you get these highly questionable yet hilarious attempts at popping the question.

Engagement by Disney

By the look on her terrified face, I’m thinking maybe 
Cinderella’s Castle would have been a better choice.
 
A Shotgun Wedding?
Well, it’s kind of hard to say “no” when you’re
 staring down the end of a gun…
  


Yo Quiero Marry Me?


I’m hoping there’s a story behind the Taco
Bell tie-in and not just that he was too cheap for a real date.
I suppose he’s thinking outside of the bun…


  That's Not Her Ring Finger

If there’s anyone here who objects to this engagement,
 speak now or forever hold your peace…
 


That's Kind of Crappy
For better or worse, in sickness and in health, as long as you
 promise to put a new roll of toilet paper on the holder when it runs out.
 


A Nugget of Truth
Nothing says, “romantic dinner” like the 20-piece
 McNugget meal for $4.99.
I imagine the reception will be catered by Ronald McDonald.


A Race to the Altar



They might be unconventional,
 but at least they have a story to tell!
Even the woman in the back 
wants to marry him for that rock.